on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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