i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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