I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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