Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
