scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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