Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
