Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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