Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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