people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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