I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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