They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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