We won't sleep together?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
there is puke in my bra ... again
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