Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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