We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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