My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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