If i come over, it means nothing
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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