bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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