Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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