Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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