I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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