it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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