I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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