But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
