what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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