Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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