Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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