no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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