the condom got lost in my hair
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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