I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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