well I can't set my house on fire every night
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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