I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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