Where did you get a picture of my penis
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Randomize
