Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
my poor anus
Everclear isn't food dammit
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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