This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Pappa wants mamma naked
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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