Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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