i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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