Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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