He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
