508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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