What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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