I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
