Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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