Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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