Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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