No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Someone signed my nipple.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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