During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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