dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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