Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
There are leaves in my underwear?
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