He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
