we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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