You really coming over, don't trick.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
