No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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