Having a random hookup so left but love u
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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