Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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